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New Boots

FLASH FICTION BY DON KENTON HENRY    

OLD GRINGO BOOTS

When shopping for new boots, the cute young sales girl said, “How do you like these Old Gringo?”

I replied, “Please don’t call me old!”

She said, “No! The boots are made by Old Gringo!” (What a difference a comma makes!) So . . . I thought, “What the heck!” and asked her out.

She said, “You’re my dad’s age.”

So I asked, “Do I get a senior discount?”

“At Denny’s!” she said.

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